Don’t Worry – I’m Coming Back For It

During a work outing we went to a ball park to play softball.

(Cut me off if you’ve heard this one before)

In right field there was an indoor hockey rink just beyond the fence.

Everyone was having a few beers and having fun and I was pretty confident in my ball skills back in the day.

So I step up to the plate, set my beer down in the middle of the plate.

Everyone was like “hey! hey! you can’t put that there!”

I said “don’t worry – I’m coming back for it.”

Pitch comes in and I launched it onto the roof on this nearby building, and it was a good-sized park.

Trotted around the bases, picked up the beer.

It was one of those moments when you wished “if only I hit a homerun”, but I actually did and it was a monster shot.

Contributed by STC – 2021