Joe Maddon gets up.

He calls a team meeting and makes the announcement:

“I am Mike Trout.”

Shohei glances to his left, then right before pulling off his bio-suit, revealing his mech-skeleton and accompanying circuitry.

Anthony Rendon, who is sitting in the Lotus position in the center of the clubhouse, begins to levitate off the floor and the ‘Rendon’ on his locker shape-shifts to read “Golden Buddha”

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• https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Mike_Trout_of_Anaheim_on_July_31%2C_2014.jpg/220px-Mike_Trout_of_Anaheim_on_July_31%2C_2014.jpg
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• https://robostuff.com/wp-content/robostuff-com/gallery/robots-catalog/t800.jpg
• https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Anthony_rendon_angels.jpg
• https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/2007TaipeiITF_Day1_India_GoldenBuddha.jpg