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The Angels Claw Back to .500 – Manga Version

Categories:
2021 Regular Season,Stories
Written by:
on June 12, 2021

Joe Maddon gets up.

He calls a team meeting and makes the announcement:

“I am Mike Trout.”

Shohei glances to his left, then right before pulling off his bio-suit, revealing his mech-skeleton and accompanying circuitry.

Anthony Rendon, who is sitting in the Lotus position in the center of the clubhouse, begins to levitate off the floor and the ‘Rendon’ on his locker shape-shifts to read “Golden Buddha”


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The Further Adventures of Albert Pujols

Categories:
2021 Regular Season
Written by:
on May 9, 2021

people are talking like he is dead.

really.

who knows what a 10-time All-Star and 3-time MVP is thinking about in his last year during a pandemic, when he has been the topic of conversation about decline for TEN YEARS (that’s one hell of a decline!) 

maybe he is addicted to baseball?

maybe it’s the only thing his body can do?

can five homers and single in St. Louis revive his public soul?

for 10 years we have been hearing about this decline.

maybe he is the keystone lynchpin that connects baseball past to baseball future and he will be frozen and kept in the vaults of Cooperstown while a government look-alike assumes his day-to-day life.

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