{"id":87,"date":"2021-04-14T18:00:55","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T23:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/?p=87"},"modified":"2021-04-17T21:48:09","modified_gmt":"2021-04-18T02:48:09","slug":"an-ode-to-noone-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/an-ode-to-noone-around-here\/","title":{"rendered":"an ode to noone around here"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>confused times we live in<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a pitcher deliberately tips his pitches and is angry when he misses<br>the umpire consoles the distressed batsman<br>the next pitcher lobs a 51mph pitch for strike<br>the manager is thrown out of the game before he left the dugout<br>the catcher is hit-by-pitch by both teams<br>the video replay disagreed with the call that agreed with the replay<br>17 walks in one game and the commissioner is writing\u00a0a report to the training system<br>the bull pen door opened and noone came out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>what has the world come to?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 ecbs april 14, 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>confused times we live in a pitcher deliberately tips his pitches and is angry when he missesthe umpire consoles the distressed batsmanthe next pitcher lobs a 51mph pitch for strikethe manager is thrown out of the game before he left the dugoutthe catcher is hit-by-pitch by both teamsthe video replay disagreed with the call that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altsportstats.com\/cbos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}